I Need A Hero… I’m Holding Out For… (oh nevermind)

True story, I wake up nearly every morning with small nicks and cuts on my hands, on my knuckles specifically, and no recollection of sustaining them. The only explanation that makes any sense at all is that I am leading a double life, fighting crime in my sleep like some superhero zombie. I asked my wife if she would stay up and monitor my behavior. She declined. I almost got to the point of setting up a video camera to record my nocturnal activities. But we all know how embarrassing it can be when we set up a video camera and then forget that we’ve set up said video camera.

At long last a video has surfaced, perhaps it holds my answer. I don’t remember ever being in Cincinnati, but there are a lot of things I don’t remember.

Be sure to check out the World Superhero Registry to see who’s keeping the peace in your neck of the woods.

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