Future Stripper. Thanks Mom.

My spider senses are tingling. Why do I get the impression that this is not the first unwanted pink dangly thing that has been pushed in this girl’s face? I assume she’s screaming so blood-curdlingly because she doesn’t understand why it’s not still attached to her uncle (the one with the razor stubble and Jack Daniels breath).

At least her uncle would have known that “Touch it, don’t be a wuss,” while it works with the boys, is not the most effective approach to take with a four year old girl. You have to start with things like “It will make you feel good,” or “All the big girls are doing it, I thought you wanted to be a big girl.”