The Real Soupy Reality Tour

I guess I’ll do just about anything to not put tee shirts up on this site. Climb on board my Reality Bus Tour. See the spot where I lit my sweater on fire. Travel to my high school, and I’ll show you where I was going to hang up my campaign posters. We’ll drive past the house where Kiss 2 was born (and died) on our way to the place where the remains of countless family pets were exhumed by Ned and I.  Plus more stops to be announced!!

You’ll get all of that for the low, LOW ticket price of $175*, plus you’ll also receive a complimentary beverage (Sprite Zero or Bud Light Lime) and Pizza Bagel Bites.

When the tour is over you’ll want to get off the bus, find your mother, and punch her in the face. It is her fault, after all, that you didn’t grow up in the ’70s in suburban Philadelphia.

* restrictions apply

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