Comment Challenge VII

Ah, the beauty of ADD. Sometimes my thoughts are all over the place; other times I lock onto something like a retarded pitbull. More oil slick chicks:

“I don’t care if she finishes all our chores, Cinderella does not go to that ball!”

“… and my good friend behind me, Farmer Arthur H. Hoggett, will continue to wear that blond wig until his prize winning pig, Babe, is returned safely.”

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