Comment Challenge II

You know the drill. I know you guys are funny, so let’s see what you got.

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As usual, I’ll take the easy ones:

(a child’s voice) :  Dad!  Daad!  Excuse me lady, have you seen my dad?

I always thought if I was going to eat a person, I would start at the feet.  But I guess she would know better.

When do you think was the last time she washed the bottom of her feet?  Ewww.

Ladies, I cannot stress how important it is for your bra and panties to match if you want to look sexy.

“Hi.  I’m Lucille… from the apartment upstairs.”

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PS  Congrats to “Me” (not me) for his winning post on the last challenge.  It will be interesting to see if he goes back to the “assless chaps” well for this one.

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12 Responses to “Comment Challenge II”

  1. “I know damn well that this hotel puts a Hershey Kiss on the pillow when they turn the sheet down. Why don’t you save yourself a lot of trouble and just tell me where it is.”

  2. ” Now, your honor, does my client really look like he was forced into sexual relations ? “……..

    ” Now tell me where you hid the candy”…….

  3. Ah the wonders of evolution. The obese human gains two more legs for support.

  4. That damn cotton panel really camouflages her anal camel toe.

  5. No tag on his toe, Detective. He was definitely alive when they started.

  6. Bill’s bid to set the World Gang Bang Record was derailed when Bertha drew the second spot in line.

  7. No… I don’t think that turning the light off is going to help…

  8. Long after her Windsong faded from Bill’s mind, the three steel plates, five rods and eleven screws remained in his sternum.

  9. @Rev Filthy Hilarious!
    @Brian The Windsong reference alone had me howling. Now I can’t get that song out of my head.

  10. Can’t comment on this one. The girl’s dirty feet make me want to puke.

  11. You really put a lot of effort into writing your articles. I aprreciate it.

  12. I can’t remember how i got to this blog but i have loved it since i have read it.