Yes, I’m Still Beating That Dead Horse

Why are there no Winter Special Olympics? Why, every four years, does Bob Costas not come on my TV and welcome me to the Winter Games of the 25th Special Olympiad? Am I the only one who wants to see Special Pairs Skating, or hear a Special Olympian screaming his way down the luge course? I know I’m not the only one who would microwave some popcorn and watch coverage of the Special Biathalon, or Giant Slalom– or better yet a Special Chinese Downhill (for those of you who don’t know what a Chinese Downhill is, ‘you can kiss my ass, not on zis side or on zat side, but right in zee middle’). And you can’t tell me that Curling wouldn’t be a treat. And when the skaters aren’t using the ice rink, maybe we could enjoy viewing a game of Frozen Water Polo.  Alas, it is not to be.

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

On a completely unrelated note, I posted this entry a while back, and because of it I get tons of SPAM comments that I have to moderate through.  No biggie, but today I got a comment titled “Jenna Jameson nude.”  Really a nude porn star?  How refreshing would it be to get an email advertising a clothed Jenna Jameson website, or asking if your penis was too big?  I think I’m going to start writing SPAM that makes people scratch their head, I’ll call it SCRAPPLE.

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2 Responses to “Yes, I’m Still Beating That Dead Horse”

  1. O.K, you got me this is like my 3rd comment here today I cant wait for your next article!

  2. Wow! Thank you! I always wanted to write in my site something like that. Can I take part of your post to my blog?