More with Emo Hitler


A fun-fact follow-up with the brooding, petulant dictator (previous visit with him here) :

When no one’s around, Emo Hitler likes to stand before a full length mirror and “tuck”

Emo Hitler was bottle fed even though his mother’s milkshake brought all the blond-haired blue-eyed boys to the yard.

Emo Hitler says “Love me or hate me, either way you’re thinking of me.”

Emo Hitler likes to sniff the toilet paper after he wipes.

Emo Hitler can bring home the bacon. 

And fry it up in a pan.

Emo Hitler thinks the first piss after sex feels better than the orgasm.

Emo Hitler’s Prince Albert is really a clip-on.

If only Emo Hitler would have been drafted by the Pittsburgh Pirates, maybe President Kennedy wouldn’t have been killed in Dallas.

No wait, that’s Emo Castro.

Emo Hitler’s friend’s cousin knows a guy whose sister was a nurse at the hospital where Jerry Penacoli went to have the gerbil removed from his ass.

Emo Hitler puts the lotion in the basket.

It is somewhat bittersweet to Emo Hitler that his moustache style has now been relegated solely to vaginas.

Emo Hitler’s father used to make popcorn on Saturday nights during The Love Boat.

Emo Hitler out!

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5 Responses to “More with Emo Hitler”

  1. “It is somewhat bittersweet to Emo Hitler that his moustache style has now been relegated solely to vaginas.”
    Bwahahahahahaha……. I once dated a girl who opted for the “Ayatollah” look. (which, naturally begs the question how long ’till we see a “What Historical Political Figure or Celebrity Does Your Bush (no pun intended) Most Closely Resemble”?
    “Ummmm…. Carol Kane, circa ‘Scrooged?” Hopefully not Kim Jong Il.)

    Sorry to ramble. Brilliant post as always… You are the master.

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  3. Haha, Brian. I, myself am sporting the “What Are You Talkin’ About, Willis?” Wait, you did ask right?

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