The Top Ten Signs Your Husband/Boyfriend Is Gay

I hope everyone had a happy and healthy Christmas. Either way, we can’t just sit around and dwell on it forever. It’s time to get back to business. Hey, I’m at work today, which you probably guessed since I’m updating my blog (HAHA). Actually today’s an easy day to work; you get instant credit just for showing up and you disappear around lunchtime and just never go back.

Anyway, here are the TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND IS GAY:

10. When you tell him you want to try something new to spice up your love life, he suggests a role playing game called PRISON.

9. The gals at the office start inviting him to Arbonne parties.

8.  Every new item of clothing he buys has butterflies on it.

7.  When the two of you sit down to plan a vacation, he pulls out his Fire Island brochures… again.

6.  When you tell him you want to try something new to spice up your love life, he says, “Good luck with that.”

5.  He bought you a strap-on for his birthday.

4  He keeps asking you if you have any other pictures of your brother in his wrestling singlet,

3.  He refers to the time you walked in on him and his friend Roald as the “Unfortunate Leapfrog Accident of 2005.”

2.  Two words:  Frosted Tips.

1.  You are Katie Holmes.

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One Response to “The Top Ten Signs Your Husband/Boyfriend Is Gay”

  1. Hello,
    Not sure that this is true) but thanks

    Thanks
    Elcorin