I’m An Excellent Driver

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I hate that there are parts of my body that know it’s going to rain before I even see the five-day forecast. It makes me feel old; old and weak; old, weak, and mortal. Ironically, if I had discovered this ability when I was eight, I probably would have thought I was a superhero. I would have no doubt called myself Rain Man, and lurched my way around town in a gray Armani suit with my white button down shirt buttoned up to my neck, kicking ass and counting cards.

I suddenly feel too depressed and feeble to continue writing. Besides, I definitely don’t have my underwear on. Definitely.

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3 Responses to “I’m An Excellent Driver”

  1. Very interesting and amusing subject. I read with great pleasure.

  2. I really love to eat lots of different kinds of soup specially vegetable based soups.::-

  3. Awesome stuff. You made a really nice compilation. Thanks!