A Quick Little Sneaker Commercial

I swear, I don’t know why I don’t work in advertising. I’m a regular Darren Stevens (but which one?). Here’s a commercial for New Balance running shoes that they will probably never use:

ANNOUNCER: … the synthetic/mesh upper offers an unbeatable combination of breathability and support while the ABZORB SBS cushioning absorbs shock on impact. Allow me to demonstrate, Kevin come in here a moment. Kevin, are you wearing your new New Balance sneakers?

KEVIN: Yes, I am.

ANNOUNCER: With the ABZORB cushioning system that absorbs shock on impact?


ANNOUNCER: Kevin, you mother died earlier this morning.

KEVIN: Thank you for telling me, that must have been very difficult for you.

ANNOUNCER: The New Balance 749 Stability Running Shoe with ABZORB SBS cushioning… softening the blow.

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One Response to “A Quick Little Sneaker Commercial”

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