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Conspiracy Theory Friday:  Cut. It. Out.

Conspiracy Theory Friday: Cut. It. Out.

I’m not sure if this one is technically a conspiracy, an urban legend, or just a heavily guarded secret.  Either way, Larry David couldn’t get to the bottom of it, and I think it’s time we just let it go. I’m talking of course about the rumor that Alanis Morissette’s You Oughta Know  is about [...]

Read more EXCLUSIVE: My Interview With The Second Pregnant Man

Meet Pat Barringer. Some out there will call him the “Second Pregnant Man,” I prefer to call him the first. He actually refuses to get a blood test to confirm his condition, but that stubbornness alone reveals a masulinity not shown by the first gestating gent. He has agreed to speak only with TeeShirtSoup for [...]

Read more Presents: Is That Gay?

Just like all the other entries that I hype as potential recurring features on the site, I know despite my best intentions I will completely forget about this theme in about a week or so.  What can I say, ADD’s a bitch.  Okay, on with the post…  I am thinking about taking pictures of all my cell phone contacts [...]

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The Return Of Conspiracy Theory Friday

Bear with me, this one’s a little all over the place.  I guess it’s more conspiracy brainstorming session than a true theory, but its strength and credibility lie in its scattered-ness. I was thinking this morning about the Clinton Brothers, namely Bill not so much Hillary, and I was wondering why we haven’t heard too [...]

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Just Another Soupy Public Service

Ten signs that the guy down the block is a child molester: 10. He’s the first one at the school bus stop EVERY morning, and he doesn’t have any kids. 9. He starts every conversation with, “While I was molesting this kid last night…” 8. Everytime you run into him at the park he shows [...]

Read more EXCLUSIVE: Second Pregnant Man Found!

I discovered a second pregnant man right in my own backyard.  Ironically, the first pregnant man (who is not really a man at all) runs a small tee shirt business with his wife.  Now this second pregnant man (who appears to be, for all intents and purposes, a man) chose to tell his story to [...]

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Another Myth Revealed: Cougars

I posed this question to my older female cousin and aunt last night at dinner while they were having a “cutesy” conversation about Cougars (the flirtatious barflies, not the mountain lion): Do you think the term Cougar is a compliment? They both nodded and said that it was, pointing to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher [...]

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