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Money For Nothing. Brilliant.

Money For Nothing. Brilliant.

Originally, I thought that Jersey Shore was just the latest pop-culture phenomenon/freakshow housing a bunch of different personalities and egos under one roof for the viewer’s pleasure. And we could only sit, like an emperor in front of our television, and offer a ceremonial “thumbs up” or “thumbs down.” We had no real power. I mean, it’s not like we could vote people out of the house. Little did I know how wrong I was.

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Twilight Spoiler

  Okay, I actually only saw about half of the first movie. That’s when I realized it was just a further example of the pussification of the American vampire, and walked out in protest. It wasn’t really much of a protest since I only walked out of my wife’s cousin’s living room, but the people [...]

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Guinea Dipping

It’s okay, I’m allowed to write that. I’m Italian. Share  (‘’)

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Jefe Undercover (Undercover Boss)

This past Sunday, after the Superbowl, Undercover Boss premiered with a 20.3/33 rating.  That means 33% of people didn’t change the channel after the game, and I honestly have no idea what the first number means, but it’s pretty good.  Larry O’Donnell, President and COO of Waste Management, goes “under cover” in a variety of [...]

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Soup Fag

Even I’m not safe from my microscope of sarcasm, cynicism, and truth.  I don’t really know what the hell’s the matter with me lately, my emotions are bubbling very close to the surface.  I think I actually may have cried at every episode of American Idol this year.  Movies and songs are “affecting me” more [...]

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Pass The Nuts

I know I shouldn’t be giving this shit away for free, but I had a winning TV show idea that I just had to share.  It’s about a bartender. Maybe he’s the best bartender in town or maybe he just knows in his heart that he’s been chosen for something special.  Something big.  Bigger than a bartender even.  [...]

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Prom Shmom, These Guys Are Getting Lucky After The Father/Daughter Dance

This just in…  Hollywood moving to West Virginia. In the wake of Mackenzie Phillips’ claims of consensual incest with her father, David Hasselhoff (Don’t Hassel the Hoff) decided to bring his 17 year old daughter to the local (and very trendy) Coco de Meraccording, a sex shoppe in West Hollywood. Let the speculation begin. Maybe he [...]

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I’ll Take Paul Lynde In The Center Square For The C*ck Block

Revision: Okay, an actress, a late night talkshow sidekick, the King of Pop, an infomercial pitchman and a gay gameshow icon walk into a bar… Paul Lynde is trying to dive into the celebrity death pool now? Give me a break! Please move my remaining chips to Wink Martindale immediately. Haha, okay this is the point in the post [...]

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Farrah Who?

An actress, a late-night talkshow sidekick, and the King of Pop are standing outside the Pearly Gates. ACTRESS: I was an original Angel, so I get in automatically, right? The KOP: Where do you keep the children? I love children. The LNTS: (bellows) Ho ho! He loves children! Hey-oh! ACTRESS: My ass still hurts. Should [...]

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