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Sports Rivalries, The Clintons, and Politicking Thug Style

I was fooled by the Clintons yet again. Actually this time I let myself believe in the Clintons and I was simply disappointed. I don’t know why I’m surprised. The most effective way to illustrate what I’m talking about is probably a sports analogy. I am from the Philadelphia area and am an Eagles fan. [...]

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“I love my kids.” “You’re SUPPOSED to love your kids.” My apologies to Chris Rock

I can just see it now: SASHA OBAMA: Hi, Prime Minister of China. BARACK OBAMA: Daddy’s working right now, honey. SASHA: I want a bowl of ice cream. BARACK: Honey, Daddy needs to have grown-up talk with the Prime Minister. SASHA: Do you like rice, Mr. Prime Minister? Have you ever been to P.F. Changs? [...]

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B.H.O.’s Campaign Song

Here are the lyrics for those of you who like to follow along: The more you see the less you know The less you find out as you go I knew much more then than I do now Neon heart, day-glow eyes The city lit by fireflies They’re advertising in the skies And people like [...]

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Convention Kick-Off

Was the former First Lady slighted by B.H.O.’s selection of Joe Biden as a running mate? I’m sure these two beauty queens would think so. I don’t typically agree with B.H.O.’s view on things (I am looking forward to the day when Oprah has to take time out of her show and apologize to everyone [...]

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To B.H.O.: Nice Try

Come on, Barack. I guess I just don’t think like you or your supporters. I would actually prefer a leader who has proven himself a success. Should I wait for some slobbering jackass who is struggling to keep up with his mortgage to throw his hat in the ring? Yea, let’s give that guy a [...]

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A Little Political, And A Little Olympical

The Olympics kicked off with the highest rated Opening Ceremonies in recent memory.  Everytime I catch an event, the USA seems to be doing really well.  But it’s boring.  I like cheering for the USA, but there is a large part of me that is left unsatisfied; the part of me that loves to root [...]

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