Tee Shirt Soup

Just a couple things I was thinking about over the weekend…  I hope they take the taste of the last post out of our collective mouths. My favorite sexual identity crisis has got to be the one where a guy gets a sex change operation and then becomes a lesbian.  Dude, you were just a [...]

I am also thinking about making this a regular feature. I know from my own writing how editing can really change the tone of a piece. Too much editing can have the same effect as not enough editing. Even the Bible is not immune to this phenomenon. Recently, I was cleaning out my attic and [...]

I hit on the sex topic yesterday, and I got to thinking, “What’s sex without a relationship?” Am I right?  I mean anonymous, no-strings-attached sex can be fun (in a hollow, there’s a huge hole in my life kind of way), but it doesn’t hold a candle to all the things that you get with [...]

Whenever I get a new idea for a tee shirt, I usually google it and see if some other genius came up with the same idea. Invariably when doing so, I am brought to competitor’s sites and am assaulted by their tees which typically make me feel like my grandmother just told me the dirtiest [...]

Here’s another collection of things that don’t really sustain a post on their own. A couple’a quick Pet Peeves (I need a more manly name for that): 1. When traffic is tied up by some jackass who’s just had a small accident and refuses to move their perfectly driveable vehicle off the goddamn road because [...]

Here’s a question I’ve never heard a reasonable answer to, at least from anyone who believes in the Bible’s literal story of creation: So who slept with Eve, her son Cain or her son Abel? Somebody had to, right? I mean we’re all here now, somebody had to have slept with her. And that certainly [...]

I saw something today I haven’t seen in like forever here in the Philadelphia suburbs.  I was at my son’s soccer game and I saw an Asian child walking across the field with Asian parents.  When was the last time you’ve seen anything like that?  My sister wanted to go to China to adopt a [...]

I haven’t listened to Rush Limbaugh lately so I’m not really sure what I thought of the first Presidential debate or the Vice Presidential debate or how I think the campaigns are going so far.  Until I do, here are a few short items that really won’t fill a blog all their own: I am [...]

Let me start by saying I’m not trying to start a religion, a cult or even a movement.  Well maybe a movement, but not the other two (which is a shame because there is a lot of money in them).  But I think I’ve come up with a way to see into the future.  My [...]

Perhaps I oversold it, and perhaps I’m stuck in 1999, but I am here to talk about the MILF issue. As a Bachelor of Arts in English/Communications, I almost take it personally when I see words, or in this case acronyms, bastardized.  This indignation even allows me to wax philosophically about a ridiculous term like MILF.  [...]

I love conspiracy theories. Let me rephrase that, I love conspiracy theories that can’t be picked apart in a second. I’m not a fan of the 9.11 inside job theories, not because that event is above scrutiny or anything. They just don’t make sense. Not like a long necked creature in a Scottish Loch, or [...]

I’m probably one of the few people on this side of this one but what the hell, I’m used to that.  Yes, Michael Phelps won eight Gold Medals this Olympics, and I am sure he and his family are very proud of his accomplishment, as they should be.  But for the rest of us, so [...]

I know the whole Michael Vick/ dog fighting thing is old news, but I didn’t have a blog when it all went down, and I think I have a little different take on the whole thing.  Maybe I watch too much TV, maybe I’m a bit too conspiratorial in my thought.  At least a little [...]

I had just come inside from Rollerblading.  It’s summer in suburban Philadelphia, so it’s hot and humid.  Really humid—unbearably humid.  Anyway, in between drops of sweat falling from my nose, I am shoving Doritos into my awful mouth.  I am just thinking to myself how despicable I am, when I catch a glimpse of my [...]