Tee Shirt Soup

Let me just say if you are depending on my picks to win your office pool… sorry.  But I did have Superbowl XLIII nailed, score and all, until the last 30 seconds or so.  And I’m still not convinced Holmes got both feet down.  Bitter much? Anyway, here are my office pool picks for week [...]

I’m not sure why catholic schools keep trotting their female students out in arguably the hottest (by hottest, I mean most popular) fetishwear a girl can barely put on.  Are they really that blind to what’s going on out there.  I know the priests are more occupied with the boys uniforms, but what about the [...]

Wow, no new posts in forever then two in one night? Okay, I use photobucket to host the pictures on this site. While I was uploading or downloading the pinata picture for the last post, I noticed that one of my pictures had been removed from Photobucket because it violated their Terms of Use. Honestly, [...]

Okay I’m just gonna put this out there, there are very few sounds that are sweeter than the Spanish language spoken with a British accent.  Try it.  If you are able to do a convincing British accent just say enchilada (en-chee-lah-dah), or better yet if you have an English friend call them up and invite [...]

With the opening kickoff to the 2009 NFL Season just over a week away, I thought I would share some memories of football’s cheesy side.  Remember these? The 1985 Bears 1988 Eagles Dolphins (not sure what year) And it wouldn’t be complete without a Fantasy Football Rap

Short post today.  I just had a couple questions that I’ve been pondering, and then an improvement (?) to my last post. 1.  Did pool supply stores start carrying billiard supplies because they got tired of answering the phone and saying, “No, the other kind of pool.” ?  It really is a weird combo of [...]

We’ve all gone to concerts where either the band doesn’t play any of their old stuff, or when they do you can’t recognize it because they’ve fucked with it so much.  I know, it can be very frustrating (pronounced fustrating). It is in that spirit that I address the many bands from my youth, complete [...]

I thought I had seen every episode of the HBO series Entourage, but I must have missed the one a few seasons back where a fisherman caught a tiger shark off the Santa Monica Pier, and then rather than killing it, it was agreed that the shark would be kept penned in a circular net [...]

Self-indulgent? Maybe, but I really wanted to post something today and since no one else will publish my fiction I thought I would. Besides the beginning of this story cracks me up. Constructive criticism is as welcome as just flat out praise. There are certain parts of the story I am proud of, others that [...]

Douchebags to my right. Actually, I am beset on all sides with laughable douchebaggery, and if there’s one thing I love to do it’s point at other people and laugh at them.  So here are some examples: 1.  People who link their sexual prowess to their choice of career, and then feel the need to [...]

WASHINGTON D.C. – In light of the recent events in Cambridge, Massachusetts, the time just seemed right for installing a new Czar; one that would monitor and rule on all issues of race.  His/her identity, and most importantly race, will be kept hidden so that they are able to perform their job without prejudice.  So don’t [...]

Am I the only one watching the show, Dating In The Dark ?  (aside from my wife that is)  This train wreck of a show puts three men and three women in a house where they ”date” without ever getting to see each other.  Each man has a compatibility match among the women, and then there [...]

I was walking along the southern New Jersey coast when I noticed a newly acquired ”friend” a few beach umbrellas away. My elation at spotting him quickly evaporated the moment he spoke as I should have known it would. Pat Barringer was lying on an oversized towel, holding court with what looked like a few of his friends. [...]

I am honored to ever be on the first page of Google, but to be number three on such a huge news day as today, my buttons are busting. Sure I used pretty specific search terms, but even so I couldn’t be more proud to rank # 3 for the search, “Farrah Fawcett Balloon Knot” [...]

Samson had his hair, and apparently I have my ankle. Any creative thought I had has left me and it all goes back to the day I broke my ankle. Apparently the pain in my right ankle has activated the left side of my brain and shorted out the right. So now I feel this [...]