Archive | December, 2010
Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays!

For maximum sympathetic douche chill, click the card above to enlarge. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all! Soupy

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Flotsam & Jetsam

Flotsam & Jetsam

This is a story about a girl I dated in elementary school. Maybe “dated” isn’t exactly the right word. We “went out” with each other, which when you’re 13 in suburban Philadelphia in 1982 meant that you publicly professed your “like” for one another, got achingly jealous if you saw her talking to another boy, and it was certainly understood that you would rate each other a “10″ whenever a list of classmates got passed around for you to judge everyone’s appearances. At least that’s what would have happened. But she wasn’t in my class. She was actually in the 6th grade.

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