Archive | July, 2010
Inception

Inception

I had a dream last night that my big toe was very upset with me because he didn’t have a name. “You mean like my penis’ name is Reginald Johnson?” I asked. “No, Shit-for-brains,” he shot back, “like your fingers have names.  Thumb, pinky, index finger, the bird.  Get it?” “Oh.” Awkward silence. “Well just so you [...]

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What Is This Gah-bidge?

Viral videos spawn viral rumors.  According to the guaranteed 73% accurate Wikipedia, Dan Deacon recorded the audio track (the animation was added later by Liam Lynch) from the attached video as part of a school project.  A native of New York’s Long Island (pronounced Lawn Guyland), Deacon made use of an over-the-top L.I. accent, and described [...]

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