Archive | June, 2010
Comment Challenge IX:  Jamie Moyer

Comment Challenge IX: Jamie Moyer

Less than three years shy of the semi-centennial anniversary of his birth, Jamie Moyer’s arm seems to be defying the odds.  And it would appear in a preemptive strike against the inevitable steroid rumors, the Philadelphia Phillies have released the photo below apparently taken just after Jamie’s round of estrogen injections, and subsequent breast implant surgery. Please [...]

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Enough About The Vuvuzelas

Enough About The Vuvuzelas

Foreigners are weird. They talk funny, they eat bizarre foods, and they smell bad. We know this; we’ve actually known this for some time. And anyone who’s ever watched European Gladiators is familiar with just how strange they can be as spectators at pseudo sporting events. So if a bunch of South Africans find a zero [...]

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A Tale

A Tale

I used to love getting letters when I was a kid.  I loved getting any kind of mail actually, and since I shared my father’s name, I got some pretty interesting shit — especially the magazines in the plain brown wrappers. But I digress. Even as a child, I recognized the following line in a letter [...]

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Just Some Fairness Doctrine Shit

Just Some Fairness Doctrine Shit

About a month or so ago, I posted a not so flattering article about the state of “Philly Fan.”  Well, way to go Mets fan!  I knew I could count on you. I love how the kid looks in his glove to see what happened. Unbelievable. Now, here’s an example of how a father and baseball [...]

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