Archive | February, 2010

Big Deal, I’ve Been Penazzling For Years

… but as more of a punishment, really. Share (‘’)

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Guinea Dipping

It’s okay, I’m allowed to write that. I’m Italian. Share  (‘’)

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Soupy’s Top Sports Moments (the ones i could find on video anyway)

  If you are looking for inspiring moments in sports like the USA Olympic Hockey Team beating the Russians, or Tug McGraw recording the last out in the 1980 World Series, or Rocky Balboa defeating Apollo Creed (or Clubber Lang, or Thunderlips, or Ivan Drago, or Tommy Gunn) you might want to look elsewhere.  But [...]

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The Return Of Conspiracy Theory Friday (I swear I started writing this on Friday)

I hear that doctors are hard at work trying to resurrect the guy who flew his plane into the IRS building in Texas so he can deliver a formal televised apology. I honestly don’t know the guy’s name, and I’m not gonna bother looking it up.  It doesn’t really matter, and the point is that he [...]

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Jefe Undercover (Undercover Boss)

This past Sunday, after the Superbowl, Undercover Boss premiered with a 20.3/33 rating.  That means 33% of people didn’t change the channel after the game, and I honestly have no idea what the first number means, but it’s pretty good.  Larry O’Donnell, President and COO of Waste Management, goes “under cover” in a variety of [...]

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Soup Fag

Even I’m not safe from my microscope of sarcasm, cynicism, and truth.  I don’t really know what the hell’s the matter with me lately, my emotions are bubbling very close to the surface.  I think I actually may have cried at every episode of American Idol this year.  Movies and songs are “affecting me” more [...]

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Dude, Did Your Car Just Wink At Me?

I’ll be the first one to admit that I don’t know much about cars, but I am a certified expert at finding inconsequential things to get worked up about. I passed a new Acura TL in a parking lot and couldn’t help wondering, “What the fuck are you smiling at, Herbie?”  I can’t remember ever [...]

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Pass The Nuts

I know I shouldn’t be giving this shit away for free, but I had a winning TV show idea that I just had to share.  It’s about a bartender. Maybe he’s the best bartender in town or maybe he just knows in his heart that he’s been chosen for something special.  Something big.  Bigger than a bartender even.  [...]

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