Archive | December, 2009
Goodbye 2009, Don’t Let The Door Hit Ya In The Ass On The Way Out

Goodbye 2009, Don’t Let The Door Hit Ya In The Ass On The Way Out

There’s something about a day that starts off with a little snow that eventually turns to rain, a battleship gray sky, hillsides of exfoliated trees, and a brother and sister having sex in a disabled car on the side of the highway, that can make any city look like Wheeling, West Virginia.  With the exception of [...]

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Wanted: Suicide Bomber. Must Be Detail Oriented.

In light of the recent success/failure of the “Underwear Bomber,” I have just a few tips for al Qaeda.  Now I’m not going to give away all our national secrets like our illustrious media did in the weeks and months following 9/11, when they broadcasted just how vulnerable places like Hoover Dam and countless nuclear [...]

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Tiger’s Score Thru 11 Holes

I’ve been conspicuously silent on the Tiger Woods issue for no other reason than I’ve just been to lazy to chime in with a lame golf joke or two; but now it’s time for Soupy to step out from behind the ropes armed with that lame golf joke I referred to in the last sentence. [...]

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The Top Ten Reasons I’m Thankful I’m Married

Hi.  This is Bob, the actor who plays Soupy here at TeeShirtSoup.com.  Thanksgiving may be over, but that’s no reason to leave that grateful feeling behind.  Being the kind of person who sees the cornucopia half-full, I’m sure I could no doubt fill this list with tender sentiments about what a wonderful wife I have, [...]

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