Archive | November, 2009
The Blunder Years

The Blunder Years

Travel back with me to those awkward years spent in elementary school.  Now imagine having the ability to google the things you heard the popular kids talking about… before you tried to chime in.  Imagine not having that feeling in your stomach that everyone but you was in on a secret. Sure, you would want [...]

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Alaskan Thunderfuck, Guns-N-Roses, and Last Rites

Alaskan Thunderfuck, Guns-N-Roses, and Last Rites

  “Alaskan Thunderfuck.”  I just liked saying it. AlaskanThunderfuckAlaskanThunderfuckAlaskanThunderfuckAlaskan… you get the point.  Thunderfuck is one of those words that just has a ring to it… like shitdick or douchebag.  But it’s even better because you can smoke it. Just don’t drink Rumple Minze right after. Dateline 1992.  My upper body was typically ensconced in flannel, my lower body in [...]

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