Archive | October, 2009
Pissed!

Pissed!

I’m one of those people who is always seeking approval.  I get that from my parents.  Wait, that sounded like I get approval from my parents; I meant I inherited my need for approval from them.  It’s part of the reason I write this blog, and it’s a big part of the reason I cry [...]

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D-to-the-Ouche-Chill

TRUST ME.  Scroll down and read the story before you click on the link below.  It is vital that you understand exactly how serious I was at the time.  When you do click the link, a new window will open.  In that window, you should see a blue button that says ‘Download Now.’  Below that [...]

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The Early Worm Gets Eaten By The Bird

“The early bird gets the worm.”  I think we’ve all heard that one before, but I think the story’s lesson is a little different in the worm community. I’ve addressed the “how late is too late to call someone at home?” issue, so no one is more surprised than me that I now have to [...]

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Pushing My Easy Buttons

Let’s talk office supplies.  I literally could spend hours in Staples.  Whenever I’m there I try to think of businesses I could start so I can avail myself of their sales order books, make-your-own-magnetic-business-card kits, or those cool clipboards that open up so you can store documents inside of them.  I bought an eraseable calendar which is [...]

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Windows Are The Eyes To Your House

Seriously.  I was deep in the throes of an 8 hour mushroom-induced euphoria (years ago) and the house across the street was trying to come into my house.  It was announcing its intentions to me via its mouth (the door) and staring right through me with its piercing windows (double-hung, I think), but it wasn’t scary.  It was funny [...]

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Who Gives A Shit?

Why do people get so wrapped up in determining which side of the family a new baby looks like?  My sister just had a baby, and declared (4 hours into this baby’s life) that she looked just like her sister.  Well I guess four hours to try to cultivate her own identity was enough.  Now she will be forever [...]

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NFL Office Pool Picks – Week 4

Looking to right my shit  …errr ship. Bears over Lions. Oh my. The Bears are no Redskins Bengals over Browns. What the hell is Man-Genius doing in the Rock and Roll City? Until he wins, I’m not picking the Browns. Unless they play Pittsburgh (sorry Dave, but what the hell is going on in the [...]

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