Archive | September, 2009
Why It’s Not Gay To Like Justin Timberlake (Unless You’re A Guy)

Why It’s Not Gay To Like Justin Timberlake (Unless You’re A Guy)

RANDOM GUY:  Hey I want you to meet someone.  He can sing, dance, he’s a really good golfer, can bang just about any girl he wants to, and he’s funny as shit. ME: Sounds like a dick. I hate him already. RANDOM GUY: It’s Justin Timberlake. ME: Justin Timberlake? Why didn’t you say so? I [...]

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Death Is Nothing To Sneeze At

As each generation fades off into the sunset, they take something with them–something that, for better or worse, we will probably never see again.  The last generation took letter writing with them to their collective grave (by letter writing I mean the art form–the well conceived, thoughtful, handwritten letter that was addressed with care and handed [...]

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Prom Shmom, These Guys Are Getting Lucky After The Father/Daughter Dance

This just in…  Hollywood moving to West Virginia. In the wake of Mackenzie Phillips’ claims of consensual incest with her father, David Hasselhoff (Don’t Hassel the Hoff) decided to bring his 17 year old daughter to the local (and very trendy) Coco de Meraccording, a sex shoppe in West Hollywood. Let the speculation begin. Maybe he [...]

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The Blumpkin Batch

I firmly believe that I can attract tens, hundreds, or even thousands of people to my blog by being petty, ridiculing people, or talking about what I hate.  Talking about my fears might get me a few more, but if I want the really big numbers I need to offer people something positive.  Immediately my mind starts working [...]

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NFL Office Pool Picks – Week 2

Wow, that week flew.  I expected to have at least one post between the two football picks, but just never got to it.  Sorry… or you’re welcome depending on your taste. Again, all picks are straight up with NO pint-spread. Falcons over Carolina.  As a resident of Philadelphia, I know that AJ Feeley is not [...]

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2009 NFL Office Pool Picks – Week 1

Let me just say if you are depending on my picks to win your office pool… sorry.  But I did have Superbowl XLIII nailed, score and all, until the last 30 seconds or so.  And I’m still not convinced Holmes got both feet down.  Bitter much? Anyway, here are my office pool picks for week [...]

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Back To School

I’m not sure why catholic schools keep trotting their female students out in arguably the hottest (by hottest, I mean most popular) fetishwear a girl can barely put on.  Are they really that blind to what’s going on out there.  I know the priests are more occupied with the boys uniforms, but what about the [...]

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Photobucket or Photobullshit?

Wow, no new posts in forever then two in one night? Okay, I use photobucket to host the pictures on this site. While I was uploading or downloading the pinata picture for the last post, I noticed that one of my pictures had been removed from Photobucket because it violated their Terms of Use. Honestly, [...]

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Como Esta Usted?

Okay I’m just gonna put this out there, there are very few sounds that are sweeter than the Spanish language spoken with a British accent.  Try it.  If you are able to do a convincing British accent just say enchilada (en-chee-lah-dah), or better yet if you have an English friend call them up and invite [...]

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Football, You Bet

With the opening kickoff to the 2009 NFL Season just over a week away, I thought I would share some memories of football’s cheesy side.  Remember these? The 1985 Bears 1988 Eagles Dolphins (not sure what year) And it wouldn’t be complete without a Fantasy Football Rap

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