Archive | November, 2008

Funny Videos AFV Style

While I’m on vacation in Syracuse, I hope you enjoy these videos. You know what’s coming, but it’s still funny.

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The First Thanksgiving

Today, on a very special post at TeeShirtSoup.com, I present to you my slight re-imagining of the traditional tale of the first Thanksgiving.  I don’t want to appear too presumptuous, but I think this one is a little more compatible with the world we live in today.  I hope you will read it to your children [...]

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Bits & Pieces

Here’s an excerpt from an interview I did with Nicole Kidman (yea, that Nicole Kidman). She is really making the rounds promoting that Australia movie. TSS: Ms. Kidman. Can I ask you a couple questions for TeeShirtSoup.com? NK:  (Not looking, gets into a car.) TSS: Ms. Kidman… Nicole… Mrs Urb… Shit. Oh well, I guess [...]

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Gays & eHarmony: Compatible? Not Compatible?

eHarmony caved in and settled a 2005 discrimination complaint filed by Eric McKinley, and are set to launch a new same-sex dating service in the beginning of next year.  Are you kidding me? I am so sick and tired of companies being strong-armed by a vocal (or is it oral?) minority.  I’m not sure if the [...]

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Science Saturday – Mentos / Diet Coke Rockets

The videos really speak for themselves. The gayness of the music, and the missed high five fascinate me. “or Diet Coke and Mentos.” I love watching Turtle and Zach Morris play with soda.

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More Pet Peeves

Here is another installment of stuff that doesn’t quite piss me off, but at least gets under my skin.  Again, they are in no particular order. 1.  Tattoos on women’s breasts.  Perhaps the only thing more disgusting than an eighty year old tit is an eighty year old tit with an illegible tattoo on it. [...]

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NFL 2008 – Week 12

I almost wish I got more wrong last week, or all the games ended in a tie or something, but here are my goddamn picks for this week. I’m feeling 16-0. Steelers over Bengals.  Somebody from PA’s gotta actually beat this team. Ravens over Eagles. Yes, it is officially over. Titans over Jets. I think [...]

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Relationship Thursday II – 11/20/08

Well, it’s Thursday again and time for me to save your marriage or get you married or whatever.  Again I am going to elicit the help of some YouTube relationship experts.  They’ll be discussing how to approach her/him, big steps like saying “I love you” for the first time, how to surprise her on live [...]

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That’s Right, I Called Out Tree Surgeons

As much as I like commenting on all the things people are talking about, I also enjoy bringing things out into the light that no one seems to be talking about.  This is something I’ve always wondered about:  Is Dutch Elm Disease like the Lou Gehrig’s Disease for trees? (Today… Today… Today, I… I… I  [...]

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Run Kige, Run

Sorry, I had to post one more.  This one is an interview with the new head coach of Western Kentucky (I think).  I just love the way Kige is the one who makes an entrance while his guest is already sitting there.  Very Colbert.  You’re a fucking star, Kige! I’ve watched the beginning (right up [...]

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Today In History – Girl You Know It’s True

Well, yesterday was the 30th anniversary of Jonestown.  It’s amazing to think that a term like “drinking the Kool-Aid” which is used so often refers to the weapon that killed over 900 people.  It’s also amazing to see how history can be rewritten seemingly unnoticed.  Most people would describe Jim Jones as a Christian wacko, [...]

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Sorry, I Just Can’t Get Enough Kige

Tuesday night’s Pizza Night. Pizza and orange soda. Course I definitely don’t have my red notebook. I love how he decided to honor the memory of that historic Nicole Richie video by wearing the same shirt, and filming this anniverary video in the same EXACT spot. You got a real sense of history, Kige my [...]

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“33″

Okay this is going to sound weird. I was sitting at Easter services in 2004, and the pastor was reading some pieces of scripture surrounding Jesus’ resurrection. He mentioned something about the rock being rolled away from Jesus’ tomb, and I had a vision of a Rolling Rock bottle. It was as clear as if [...]

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A Real Gem

Meet Kige Ramsey. I was looking for videos for Relationship Thursday, and came across his treasure chest of videos.  I don’t know how I never found them before, they are certainly right up my alley.  I am saving the relationship one I found for Thursday, but there is more than enough material here of this [...]

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Does This Car Make Me Look Fat?

Just a couple things I was thinking about over the weekend…  I hope they take the taste of the last post out of our collective mouths. My favorite sexual identity crisis has got to be the one where a guy gets a sex change operation and then becomes a lesbian.  Dude, you were just a [...]

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