Archive | July, 2008

Summer’s Here, And The Time Is Right

I’ve been feeling very nostalgic lately.  I don’t know if it’s because my wife and I are expecting twins any day now, or the fact that I am on the cusp of a milestone birthday.  Or maybe it’s just the summer.  Summer always seems to have a way to reach into the past and pull [...]

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Can I Get A Scorecard?

Ever since I was threatened with excommunication by my eight grade religion teacher (which is a story for another blog), I have been fascinated with organized religion especially catholicism.  I was baptized catholic and spent 20 years in catholic school (counting the eight years I spent in college), yet I can’t seem to wrap my [...]

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What Time Is Too Late To Call Someone At Home, And Other First Amendment Issues

I’ll admit it is not one of the burning questions facing our civilization, yet it led to one of the biggest fights between me and my sister.  I was not unused to my phone ringing at quarter after ten, and the voice on the other end of the line (my sister’s usually) would ask me [...]

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PG-13

To those of you who know me (which I imagine is all four of you reading this), you’re probably wondering what happened to my potty mouth.  “He hasn’t said anything embarrassingly inappropriate,” you’re saying to yourself, “he must have gotten his filter fixed.” Well, the fact of the matter is I decided it is probably for [...]

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Repent! The End Is Near

Okay I believe in God, and I believe that if I was indeed created in His image then He has a tremendous sense of irony, and that amageddon will be more ironic than fiery or floody.  Yes, the end of the world will come much less tempestuously than that, and it will be at our hands (literally) [...]

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The Anatomy of a Fat Man’s Tee Shirt

I had just come inside from Rollerblading.  It’s summer in suburban Philadelphia, so it’s hot and humid.  Really humid—unbearably humid.  Anyway, in between drops of sweat falling from my nose, I am shoving Doritos into my awful mouth.  I am just thinking to myself how despicable I am, when I catch a glimpse of my [...]

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Welcome to TeeShirtSoup.com

Bobby… you can write what you want as an opening salvo on this initial post talking about what the blog is intended to be and whatever else you think is pertinent.  Not a big deal at all, just an initial post… so whatever comes to mind.

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